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Posted by Mouthansar |
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It's always scary to be ahead of ITA10267. Usually it's an indication that you are in the wrong place at the wrong time:
Oh, I know you are all chasing ITA From the front but he's still gonna beat ya He'll be lurking awhile While he's checking your file Then he'll pounce. His attack's gonna freak ya. |
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Posted by Mouthansar |
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Another day, another bay. MustangMark and Pocket Rocket were exchanging friendly banter when I arrived in chat. Please, forgive my inept language at the end.
A dapper young Briton named Mark Has escaped the attacks of a shark He saddled his mustang Rode off with his SOL-gang And beached the poor shark in a park But his friend has a trick in his pocket And it makes that boat surf like a rocket He has kept Mark at bay For at least half a day I dare think Mark is thinking "Oh, f... i.!!!" |
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Posted by Mouthansar |
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Gazing at the endless horizon and pondering the words ascribed to Theocritus and Cicero: "While I breathe, I hope."
Any sailor who thinks he's a hero Will know the words 'dum spiro spero' He'll be sailing his best While he's shouting with zest: "If I cannot be first, I'll be zero" |
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Posted by Yohann Voileur ![]() |
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We were racing in The Black Sea and, as sometimes happens, Smo was a little late for the start. In The Mouth of Denmark's absence I took it upon myself to honour him and his great sportsmanship with a not quite perfectly rhymed Limerick:
In Finland lived King Smo, An outdoor bloke, you know. But not so punctual in starting, So’no, at times he was not smo-king, As in along; not ‘cool.. man.. slow…’. Clipping along |
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Posted by Yohann Voileur ![]() |
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In honour of the mighty spaceman from das Norden...
‘Ganz Oben’ lives an astronaut. ‘Moin, moin’ he’d say ‘ganz ohhe’ doubt, If just he had more to time to chat. But no, his life is not like that. His time to spare he needs to route. ‘Ganz Oben’ lives an astronaut. ‘Moin, moin’ he thinks ‘ganz ohhe’ doubt, As he serenely sails us by, Letting us guess the how and why. Is he a Dane or just a Kraut? ‘Ganz Oben’ lives an astronaut. ‘Moin, moin’ you’d say ‘ganz ohhe’ doubt, To such a gentleman as he Ein Herr, but oft times quite unfortunately His lead prevents him hear your shout. ‘Ganz Oben’ lives an astronaut. ‘Moin, moin’ you dreamt you heard him shout, Because you thought your routed trip Would catch him out in his Rumskib. But ‘Nein, doch Nicht, am Schnellsten wieder war’… his route. Clipping along |
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Posted by Mouthansar |
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Here the flotsam and jetsom of a Timed Race off Stockholm with course changes every 8 minutes.
Puts a poet-in-spe on quite a tight schedule ... wherefore these broken lim'ricks: I was told by a tillerman tellin' me That for us to lead by a millime... "Do not go aground. Stay with the island all round. And just hand me a beer lest you're killin' me." I am told that I sound like a Dutch Could it be all the glasses of Scotch I am Danish you see That's the best I could be And as such I don't understand much. Well, Bonk my head and what a Hoot We have a winner and to boot He's not a punk He is but Bonk He's greeted with a mighty "TOOT". And this one is for Bonknhoot: I would like to invite you to dinner Because you are so much of a winner With Jepsom in line WTF just behind And in fourth just a regular sinner. [In this limerick, WTF only works if you spell it out. This, however, is NSFW.] --- Last Edited by Mouthansar at 2016-01-11 09:11:25 --- --- Last Edited by Mouthansar at 2016-01-11 09:47:01 --- |
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Marstrand to Cowes 2025

We invite you to another race, which will kick off the third quarter of our ARCH series. We'll set off from Marstrand, Sweden, which, along with Skagen, Denmark, marks the line commonly recognised as the border separating the Baltic Sea from the North Sea. The 650nm route will take our Ripitide 50 across the North Sea and the English Channel to Cowes, England. Watch out for the fast ferries crossing the Channel from Calais to Dover 😊.
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Nantucket Sprint 2025

Welcome to Nantucket, from whence Herman Melville’s Cap’n Ahab sailed round The Horn into the northern Pacific Ocean to hunt the gray whale - whose migrations are celebrated elsewhere in SOL’s Q4 schedule - he never to return. And whaling too, as the 19th C progressed, like Ahab disappeared from Nantucket as the harbour silted up and mainland Massachusetts whaling stations benefited from rail connections. But beach life, yachting and nostalgia has rescued the island from oblivion, so to celebrate leisure, SOL gives you the Nantucket Sprint - 25nm in 29er_XX’s from east of Tuckernuck Island across the sound to a finish just inside the mouth of the harbour. Enjoy!
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Puil's Practice Palaver
Nearly there; only 2500nm to go, round the Horn and up the Red Sea to Suez into what will more than likely be more headwinds for this sixth leg of our African circumnavigation, to be followed in September by a final sneaky dash up the canal back to where we started all those months ago. We’ll be sailing a not entirely appropriate-for-upwind-work 60ft Trimaran!
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Gulf of St Lawrence - test - Mirek
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Stefan's Duck Pond

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Trapped Camel
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Patrick's Playpen

Welcome to the legendary "Westcoaster," a race that has tested sailors for over 50 years. Spanning 435 nautical miles, this iconic journey takes racers from Melbourne, across the formidable Bass Strait, and around Tasmania's rugged west coast to the finish line in Hobart. Organized by the Ocean Racing Club of Victoria, the Westcoaster is renowned for its challenging conditions and adventurous spirit. This year, our SOLers will tackle the course in the swift and capable First 47.7, a yacht launched by Beneteau in 2000, built for speed and endurance in long ocean races. Get ready for an exhilarating ride in one of Australia’s most celebrated yacht races!
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Mirek's Mess & Canteen
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Antarctica 1 of 3
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Flinders Island TIMED Race 2024

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Tasman Double 2023 - Hobart to Sydney
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John's Test Zone
It's time to test your ocean racing skills in a variety of weathers as we head the 6400 NM between Hong Kong and Auckland in a fast Super Maxi 100. We'll be heading from a northern summer to a southern winter so keep plenty of cold weather gear and warm rum on board!
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calm's Practice Race
Last raced in 2021, we return to Boston for another race to Newport. And just like in 2021, the chosen boat is once again the speedy R/P 66. This is a TIMED race so pick your winds wisely and see how quickly you can complete this 132nm run! For reference, the winning time in 2021 was 6:12:28.
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ZONA DE PRUEBA DE MANUEL

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San Sebastian to La Rochelle 2021
Once again, our SOL race will be shared with a group of Polish sailors, representing one of the stages of their Virtual Training Cruise around Europe. 171 nm in Delphia 47s across the not always calm Bay of Biscay from San Sebastian to La Rochelle will undoubtedly be one to test their skills. Welcome/Witajcie and we wish you all fair winds.
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Aland Sea TIMED Race
Norrtalje Segelsallskap, 70km NE of Stockholm was founded in 1920, and time was when the society’s season opened with a challenging offshore race from the club line off Flaten island at the mouth of the long and narrow Norrtaljeviken, out onto a triangular course around the Aland Sea, to finish at Simpnas slightly to the north on Bjorko island - some 78nm in total. A fine race that SOL, being from these parts, ran annually up until 2013. Last run in autumn 2018, we return here to race the course again in the form a TIMED RUN in spanking new Club Swan 50s.
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Bimmer's Test Zone
What about a speedy X-362 380nm race in the waters off S America, just to blow cobwebs away!!
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